What movies have not aged well?
11.06.2025 12:04

Goldfinger
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
From Russia With Love
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-All the bad guys are black.
Moonraker
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-”She is very sexyful!”
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Dr No
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Can I see some saggy tit pics and huge areolas pics?
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A View to a Kill
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
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Octopussy
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
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-J W Pepper
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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Diamonds Are Forever
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Live and Let Die
You Only Live Twice
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.